jokes # 91 : How can a Veterinary treat humans ...!

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Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is

I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife

Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company
Man: Yes!

Doctor yelled: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.

Jokes # 90 : How to get increment in salary ...! Blackmail your boss

Employee said to his Manager: If you don't increase my salary then I'll inform all the staff members in the company that you have increased my salary !!!