A programmer had been missing from work for over a week, when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went to his home and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still-running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair.
The instructions on the bottle said:
* Wet hair
* Apply shampoo
* Lather
* Rinse
* Repeat
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