Jokes # 28 : Software Engineer playing role as a Husband ... !

A typical conversation between a husband who returns late from work as a computer programmer and a house wife

Husband: "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the ring?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morn...
Husband: Erroneous syntax.
Wife: What about my new blouse?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied ...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters. Abort!
Wife: It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: Default Parameter.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: Access denied. File in use...