Jokes # 85 : Newly defined Collection of OS ... ! Operating Systems

Unix : You shoot yourself in the foot.
DOS : You keep running up against the one-bullet barrier.
MS-Windows : The gun blows up in your hand.
Windows NT : The gun is so huge and unwieldy that you have to keep swapping it from one hand to the other.
OS/2 : The gun and the bullet aren't speaking to each other any more.
Mac Finder : It's easy to shoot yourself in the foot -- just point and shoot.
AIX : You can shoot yourself in the foot with either a .38 or a .45.
IRIX : The Terminator shoots you in the foot. A T-Rex bites your other foot.
SVR4 : The gun isn't compatible with your foot.
Minix : You learn how to shoot yourself in the foot with a Saturday Night Special.
Linux : Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free.
HURD : You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot Real Soon Now.
VM/CMS : IBM shoots you in the foot.
VMS : \FOOT\ ambiguous: supply more toes.
AMIGA-DOS : The gun works pretty well, except that few people use one and it's impossible to find bullets.
Mach : The bullets work pretty well, but they don't make guns for it any more.
Cray : You shoot yourself in the foot with an Uzi.
MasPar : You shoot all of your friends' feet simultaneously