Jokes # 81 : Funny Computer Terminologies ... ! Computer Parts and Softwares

State-of-the-art : Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete : Any computer you own.
Microsecond : The time it takes for your State-of-the-art-computer to become obsolete.
Syntax Error : Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
GUI : What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
486 : The average IQ needed to understand a P.C.
Computer Chip : Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
Keyboard : The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen.
Portable Computer : A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Disk Crash : A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User : Anyone who can format a disk from DOS
System Update : A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.