Jokes # 67 : Life of Software Engineer is full of Depression ... !

Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle

College Life:
College Life ... Awesome

Campus Selection:
Our Interviewer Seems to be Dedicated…and Serious

Joining Date:
Call from Company HR to Join

Dilemma:
Two Offers in Hand what to do ?

Induction:
Same Guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed !!!

Project Allocation :
What is this ... Seems Some thing is Wrong

Team Introduction:
Things going bitter ...

Mentor :
Mentor Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day ... I got Screwed !

Coding :
I am in a fix: Some One Please Help me out ... Please I am dying out of frustration and depression

Testing:
Tester : Don't Worry Brother ... I am there to hear you ... But One thing ... What is this Code ... You Idiot ... it's performance is not good than Hosur road traffic ... Stupid ... You illiterate Coder ... illogical thinker ...

and


Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL

To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters ...

Subject: Adieu
Importance : High

HI ALL,

I thank every one of you in name who made me like this ... and today I am transformed from a College Hero ... to Useless Zero ... and all the Credit belongs to you ... I Sincearly request every one ... not try to contact me again in my life

I am Going to Himlayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN !!!

No Thanks and No Regards,
Adieu