Jokes # 53 : Interview Fun ... !

Officer : What is your name ?
Candidate : m p. sir

Officer : Tell me properly
Candidate : Mohan pal sir

Officer : Your father's name ?
Candidate : m p. sir

Officer : What does that mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan pal sir

Officer : Your native place
Candidate : m p. sir

Officer : Is it madhya pradesh ?
Candidate : No, munnur pal sir


Officer : What is your qualification?
Candidate : m p. sir

Officer : (angrily) What is it ?
Candidate : Metric pass

Officer : Why do you need a job ?
Candidate : m p. sir

Officer : And what does that mean ?
Candidate : Money problem sir

Officer : Describe your personality
Candidate : m p. sir

Officer : Explain yourself clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous personality sir

Officer : This discussion is nowhere, you may go now
Candidate : m p. sir

Officer : What is it now
Candidate : My performance....?

Officer : mp !!!
Candidate : What is that sir..?

Officer : Mentally puncture